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rapunzelie:

chocolatemermaidya:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

(via milajewnis)

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me:hey whats up....................slime man
girl:do you have a signature on your texts or something
me:no..........................slime man
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sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train


im sorry but

sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train

im sorry but

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trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

(via mcrspn)

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friend:do you want to hang out?
me:i have to ask my mom
me:*doesn't ask mom*
me:she said no
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yaminimouse:

“Part of me wants to drop out of college and go travel the world. Part of me wants to work really hard in college and change the world. Part of me wants to not work hard at all and marry some rich guy. And the other 97% of me just wants to sleep.”

relaxsmilebreathe (via relaxsmilebreathe)

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Morrissey  (via itsalicja)

(Source: a-short-history-of-decay, via mcrspn)

I hate most people. And I don’t want to, it’s an awful way to be. But the human race gives me no comfort. I find myself turning to books and films for comfort still. It’s repulsive, because one’s life consists of people, not things.
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Eren Yeager appreciation post~!      (ノ)ノ

(Source: nharmona, via quenchiestcactusjuice)

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hexgurls:

russelbrand:

Americans write the date like that specifically to make people mad someone add a sick eagle pic to this

image

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cloudberrykingdom:

that-kid-in-the-drifloon-hat:

slutstatus:

can you believe that there are people on this earth who have never seen this video before

oh no oh no oh no OH NO oh my god.

This is just…. wow.

(Source: kristenwiiggle, via winter-for-jelsa)

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